01 · The story
What he’s survived
Six scenes. Same cat. Slightly worse every time. Swipe.
A memecoin character for people who’ve been through it
He survived the trenches. Barely.
He bought the top. Sold right before the 10x. Trusted “still early.” Watched the KOLs exit, then checked his LP position one last time. Somehow, he’s still here. You probably know the feeling.
9 questions · about a minute · no wallet, no account
02 · The Wall of Scars
Confess your trade
Short, anonymous, painfully familiar. No wallets, no handles, no amounts you’d regret. Every story is read before it goes up.
Sample stories shown. Wallet addresses and personal details are blocked before review.
03 · The quiz
What kind of traumatized degen cat are you?
Nine questions. One cat. A suspiciously accurate trading history.
- 60–90 seconds, one question at a time
- No wallet, no account, no trading advice
- A cat to download and send to the group chat
04 · Create
Dress the survivor.
Same cat, same face, same tired eyes. You choose the coat, the backdrop and what he’s wearing after the damage. Tap a trait to add it. Tap again to remove it.
5 coats5 backgrounds19 accessories
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05 · Hall of Cats
Cats people have made
Just cats, made to send to friends. Nothing to mint, nothing to buy. Sample creations shown.